and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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