I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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