i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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