She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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