Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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