So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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