Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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