where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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