I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I just want to make out with him forever
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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