I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Just puked most of my soul out..
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