We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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