Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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