i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Last time i carry you out of a forest
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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