Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I'm sobbing to NWA
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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