I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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