The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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