I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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