Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I can text with my tongue
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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