Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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