fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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