OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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