I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
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