i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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