Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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