when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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