Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Randomize
