Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
