we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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