i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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