Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
We are two peas in an std pod
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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