i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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