I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Randomize
