Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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