I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
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