If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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