he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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