I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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