She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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