Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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