I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
