You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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