im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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