God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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