It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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