Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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