Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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