You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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