handjob tips. give me some.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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