i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Randomize
