I need help removing her.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
