Non-Jews are for practice
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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