Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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