Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I think we might need a safe word for this...
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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